Re: The only time I played with Chuck Norris
Once, I was playing poker with Chuck Norris. He and I got heads up on one hand.
From the way Chuck Norris bet the flop, I knew from the way he played it that he had flopped TPTK, but I had a pair and a flush draw. So, I was trying to figure out how many outs I had, and I said,
"I wonder how many outs I have if I call."
Chuck Norris replied, "I don't know, but you're dead to a roundhouse kick."
I quickly folded.
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