Re: The only time I played with Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never owned or used a hammer.
When he has to drive nails into a board, he has a number of tools at his disposal including his forehead, his fists, or his penis. He can't use the roundhouse unless nailing into concrete blocks, as the boards would break under the impact.
When he has to use a LOT of nails he eats the box and fires them out of his ass at high velocity like a nailgun.
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