Re: Going off the deep end
Poster: ThinMan
Subject: Re: Going off the deep end
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The other thing you could do is go in and pretend to be interested in a really expensive rug for your whole 10-room house, get him really worked up about comission, etc. Have your girl call you on your cell and tell her where you are, come on down. Or else just have her walk in at an appointed time. Tell her you're looking at getting all this stuff. Then have her say, "No, honey, this is that needledick who told me to go to TJ Maxx instead."
"Oh, okay honey. Can I talk to the owner, needledick?"
NT
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This is beautiful.
Oh, but if it turns out to be the owner, kick his dog over a bridge, then turn to him and say "THAT'S how I roll..."
when "keepin it real" went wrong
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