[fyodor]

I know I posted more than 1 and it was of course up to the judge's discretion which one he used but I thought this effort of mine was better than the one he picked:

You came to HUSH to learn
You came here every day
You posted hands from online games
To see what we would say

We tried to fix your game
We tried to fill your holes
We tried to tell you how to play
But you just learn too slow

You’ve finally hit a slide
Your bankroll’s fading fast
And all that you can ask us now
Is how long will it last?

I’ll tell you one more time
But this will be the end
If you post one more stat or chart
You’ll soon be out of friends

When Soiler says to raise
Or Rory says to fold
When Justin says to call him down
Or Schneids begins to scold

I advise you start to listen
Stop posting useless schlock
If Robk reads another rant
Your threads he’s gonna lock


Not a limerick but the rules stated "(or other rhymed poem)"

Anyhow I think I'm going to file an official protest due to the bad editing job on the one he did use. First stanza is horribly butchered. You will be hearing from my lawyers.

Any lawyers reading this and looking for a job please pm me.