To save and use to minimize typing. Yea, was bored, but if you want to add to the list, please do. Only ask that you start 'em off with 'Dear Idiot' and end them with 'Regards, ME'.

Dear Idiot, I would like to thank you for the bad beat. It's fools like you who make me a winning player. Please send my regards to the person who will soon be winning my chips off of you. Regards, ME

Dear Idiot, bluffing a dry pot is an awesome play! You have single-handedly managed to drop the collective IQ of the room 20 points. Congrats! Regards, ME

Dear Idiot, I noticed you using a raise, reraise, check, fold strategy. I think that's amazing! Although ineffective and borderline moronic, it holds immense entertainment value. May I give the move your name? Regards, ME

Dear Idiot, I suspect you may be dyslexic and read the cards wrong with that horrible call. Just in case, "!! EID DNA TIHS TAE" Regards, ME

Dear Idiot, I know you are thinking right now calling off your whole stack to hit that 2 outer on the river, 'oh ya, I had the feels!', or 'I am awesome!'. NEWS FLASH: You are NOT awesome, you DO suck at poker, and your mom wants you to move out of the basement. Regards, ME

Dear Idiot, I realize this is game of odds, skill, chance, little of english or etiquette. But your clever insights "OMGG URA F-A-G-G!!!!111!! U SUX SOOO BAD" and "I GOONA BANG YUR MOM!!!111!!" although useless, were certainly entertaining. I thank you for your chips. Regards, ME


Dear Idiot, 5th time you tried to steal my blind, cute. I did find it rather charming though how when I put you all in with KJ, and you called (with K4), how you proceeded to tell the whole room (for 30 minutes)how bad I suck(from the rail). Regards, ME

- more to come, Harry