[pokerdirty]

i've been thinking about this for awhile, and i think i have the correct answer.

first, i thought i wanted to burn a car. I always have wanted to do this, you know, go out with all the OSU kids after they beat Michigan, and get lit (pun intended?), start a riot, and set some cars on fire. And it couldn't be just any car, like some 87 buick, it would have to be some kind of car you knew the owner was way to proud of, like a honda s2000.

then i thought of burning some books, but lets face it, if you can burn one object, you can do a hell of a lot better than a book.

then i thought of my old house which i hated. It would make a nice blaze, it would. I could invite some friends, grab a couple of steaks and barbeque with the house fire, sing "da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire" a couple of times.

but then i thought of the winner.

I want to burn my roommates body hair off. He can keep the stuff on his head, although, it would probably be funny as hell to see his head engulfed in flames. Why do you want to burn your roommate's body hair you ask? Because he stinks. His showers lasts 3 minutes if i'm lucky, and he obviously doesn't clean off well enough. I'm 99% certain that if his body hair were removed, his smelliness would go down 250%

So there you have it. That is what I want to burn.