[Skipbidder]

I am no longer welcome to play blackjack in a certain riverboat casino on the Iowa/Illinois border. I can feel free to partake of any of the other fabulous gaming opportunities offered by said casino, but I will be trespassing if I ever play blackjack again. (Yes, this is a sort of a brag post, but I'm not nearly so cool as it would suggest. My backing off was entirely unwarranted. I was wonging nonsmoking tables during off-peak time for quarters while waiting for a poker table. I made some count-correct insurance decisions that the dealer and then the pit didn't care for. Then I foolishly played dumb until the pit was pretty much forced to back me off.)