So, it's been a while since I've done a trip report of any kind and this seems to be perfect OOT fodder anyway.
I am on MySpace (like most of the people in SoCal my age seem to be on it).
I get very few random messages and/or friend invites. Anyway, last night when I was about to pack it in and go to sleep I checked MySpace and saw I had a friend invite from a dog that lives in SF. Some douche apparently thought making a page for his dog was cool. So I start complaining to all my friends via AIM that apparently only dogs (literally) will talk to me on MySpace and that a cute chick is apparently out of the question.
Lo and behold about 5 minutes later I ended up getting a message from a cute chick:
She sent a message saying I was cute and asking to chat with her on AIM.
At first I thought it easily could be one of my delinquent STTF friends who happened to have some weird fake account. But, meh, it's not like sleep is important or anything.
I checked out her profile and she had these other pics available for viewing:
Okay, so I thought 'Well, she's cute enough it would seem' but was still very wary since I haven't really ever interacted with anyone random from MySpace. Could be some porn spammer, could be a hooker, could be a friend messing with me.
But, it also could be a chick who was gtg. So I took the possible 'bait.'
This is an abridged, for readability and OOT enjoyment, conversation that took place last night between the hours of 12am and 3am. I included all information that I felt was applicable for thread discussion and advice.
Yugo: Hello?
Chica: hi
Chica: im bored. I cannot sleep
Chica: i like ur song
Chica: its cute
Yugo: the ying yang twins are great....that song may be the best song of '05
Chica: I didnt feel like going out
Chica: I had school until 10pm
Chica: I was born in Peru
Chica: moved to NJ when i was 11
Chica: here when I was 16
Yugo: ;-)
Chica: Jersey is the [censored]
Chica: but nothing beats SO cal
Chica: well maybe northern ,,, lol
Yugo: yeah.....it's close
Chica: I love the bay area
Chica: Im a sociology major criminology minor
Chica: I work with juvenile delinquents
Chica: for a small city
Chica: I supervise community service in the city
Chica: i cant beleive im still up
Chica: i get up shower have breakfast talk to my mom
Chica: I live with my parents
Chica: usually yell at each other in spanish
Chica: lol
Chica: I live with my dad too
Chica: he calls me from work
Chica: we chat
Chica: I need to move
Chica: Im going to Peru in april for a couple of months
Chica: and brasil too
Chica: I need sometime in the real world
Chica: are u a dancer?
Yugo: I am a person who likes to dance :-)
Chica: wow
Chica: white man can dance? lol
Yugo: I said I *like* to ;-)
Chica: i was going to point that out
Yugo: whether or not I can is up to my dancing partner(s)
Yugo: I let other people judge me on dancing ..... I already judge myself on way too much as it is
Chica: so u been there to the boogie
Chica: did u take ur pants off
Chica: lol
Yugo: no
Yugo: would i take my pants off?......perhaps [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
Chica: take it off
Chica: i think they have strippers on fridays
Chica: they have girls who always dance on the bar half naked
Chica: do u like strip bars
Chica: spearmint?
Yugo: I've been there in Vegas
Yugo: I'd love to do a compare/contrast
Yugo: see if they're at all similar
Chica: how old are u again?
Yugo: 24
Chica: young boy
Chica: lol
Chica: im 23
Chica: i am blunt sometimes and direct
Chica: must be jersey
Yugo: haha...perhaps
Chica: but i find that to be more real
Yugo: I am too to be fair...but that's generally b/c I just like being direct and authentic
Yugo: exactly :-)
Yugo: ppl in the midwest don't somehow....and are uncomfortable with it
Chica: not a hurtful bitch
Chica: as long as u can go to bed and think u did something good I think u should feel happy and proud
Yugo: did you feel that way last night?
Chica: I did,
Chica: Im so busy
Chica: I think I would be able to enjoy it more if I wasnt so busy
Chica: like I feel like I didnt talk to my dad today I was in the middle of someting at work
Yugo: oh.....well yes
Chica: they want to reach out and sometimes I dont have time
Chica: we want to go somewhere for thanksgiving
Chica: maybe rosarito
Yugo: I was in rosarito not very long ago I went with my cousins and friends
Chica: did u go to papas and beer
Chica: the bull
Yugo: yes!
Yugo: i definitely rode the bull and felt the flow!
Yugo: no one else would go with me tho
Chica: im the only one who got on it too
Chica: lol
Yugo: so anyway...I dominated the bull then I got us all up on one of the platform things
Yugo: that's b/c we know how to have fun!
Chica: lol
Yugo: oh...I also insisted that we go to the upper level and dance on the bar that was unoccupied...that was hot
Chica: u have a lil stripper in u lol
Chica: i like my boobs
Yugo: I bet you do ;-)
Chica: so what are u wearing?
Chica: lol
Chica: im wearing black boy shorts and a baby blue shirt
Chica: turns me on lol
Yugo: no wonder you can't go to sleep...you're too hot right now
Chica: i have a camera phone
Chica: takes decent pics
Chica: well indecent
Chica: what is ur background
Chica: i know u are white but
Chica: do u have some flavor
Chica: u look kinda armenian at first
Chica: yugoslavian maybe
Yugo: you should send me those pics
Chica: i like my tits
Chica: I dont want to send u pics of my ass
Chica: i think naked men are not the sexiest
Chica: it's attitude and i like brains
Chica: women are prettier to look at
[Yugo sends pic]
Yugo: here I am with this really annoying chick
Chica: she is cute
Yugo: well.....yeah...but the thing is...she is a huge bitch
Chica: she probably needs to get laid
Chica: be a friend
Yugo: it must be hard having such a sexy ass
Yugo: and too tired to go out and shake it
Chica: so when is the last time u got some
Yugo: the weekend before last [this was a complete lie....in fact, the only thing I lied about was my sexual experience sine my read on her was that she was a freak.]
Yugo: when I was in vegas with friends
Yugo: but it should have been this past weekend
Chica: u r a lil hoe
Chica: lol
Chica: im kidding
Chica: actually i shouldnt talk
Chica: i got some this weekend
Yugo: sounds like a long story with a happy ending though
Chica: a few happy endings
Chica: I hadnt for a while
Chica: i broke up with my bf june
Yugo: so how many happy endings did you receive?
Chica: one
Chica: im a giver
Chica: lol
Yugo: nice.....ahh i c
Chica: no it is hard for me
Chica: i need more practice
Chica: lol
Yugo: well what stimulates you the most?
Yugo: partners tongue?
Chica: i love oral
Yugo: your own touch?
Chica: i do that also
Yugo: ahh.....I agree :-)
Chica: have u slept with latin women
Yugo: no :-(
Yugo: I haven't been that lucky I guess
Chica: my ass is too big for u then
Yugo: you know what Sir Mix A Lot says...'LA face with an Oakland booty'
Chica: i have an oakland booty
Yugo: an oakland booty is a very sexy booty
Chica: u dont have to convince me i like my booty
Chica: do u have a booty?
Yugo: yes I do
Chica: black from the waist down?
Yugo: you're not wrong
Chica: oh I havent had black scary
Chica: too big
Yugo: what positions do you enjoy most?
Chica: on top an doggy style
Chica: i couldnt do doggy style good this weekend he was big
Chica: we had to do it slow
Yugo: I don't like to rush into sex though....I think touch is important too
Yugo: caressing....licking....teasing.....whispering
Chica: I dont rush into sex with people i dont know.
Chica: i love foreplay and oral
Chica: ive slept with 5 people
Chica: as of sat
[boring explanation of past sexual partners...Yugo makes some [censored] up]
Chica: OMG it is so dam late
Yugo: we should check out one of these clubs you like so much......or a strip club so that I can compare/contrast
Yugo: but I need a cool guide like you :-)
Chica: well spearmint it is then
Chica: get u a lap dance
Chica: from candy
Chica: but i might have to take this girl from school to a bar
chica: we can talk tomorrow
Yugo: sweet dreams
Chica: adios chico
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So, my initial read that she was a complete freak was probably wrong, [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]. She spent way too much time talking about had way too many details for it to be a complete scam. While she obviously enjoyed being naughty online it also seemed like she was more down to earth and much less sexually active (*perhaps*) than one would originally think.
I welcome *all* advice on what my play should now be. I should also add that in one week I am going to Amsterdam [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] with friends and plan to basically go crazy, so I have wild times [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] in my near future no matter what becomes of this.
Yugoslav