[gulebjorn]

Woke up after a heavy night of drinking with my face glued to my pillow because it was soaked with blood. Apparently, I crashed my face into the concrete while driving drunk on my bike.

Edit: on second thought, the actual dumbest thing was probably breaking a tooth when I passed out in the later stages of a frat party. The crashing my face into the ground part was pretty much the same though.