Dad: I'm gonna take the car into the shop tomorrow.
Daughter: You mean your lame Dodge Stratus?
Dad: You don't talk about my car that way!!
Mom: Dear Lord..
Dad: I drive a Dodge Stratus!! You don't talk about my Dodge Stratus that way!!
Daughter: Shut up!
Dad: You do not talk to your father that way!! I am a Division Manager!! I can do 100 push-ups in twenty minutes!!