[jeffraider]

I just had to post this hand, this was such a bizarre beat:

***** Hand History for Game 2518233452 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:14750871 Level:2 Blinds(15/30) - Thursday, August 11, 18:48:16 EDT 2005
Table Table 13810 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: white_boi19 ( $865 )
Seat 2: seawhore ( $475 )
Seat 4: mfan1111 ( $970 )
Seat 5: pocktsox ( $1535 )
Seat 6: chi_max ( $1070 )
Seat 7: Bubbles1911 ( $775 )
Seat 8: chizlecooker ( $965 )
Seat 9: cleinen1996 ( $640 )
Seat 10: elliott_37 ( $705 )
Trny:14750871 Level:2
Blinds(15/30)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Bubbles1911 [ 5h 2c ]
>You have options at Table 14976 Table!.
chizlecooker folds.
cleinen1996 folds.
elliott_37 calls [30].
white_boi19 folds.
seawhore calls [30].
mfan1111 folds.
pocktsox calls [30].
chi_max calls [15].
Bubbles1911 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2d, 9h, 5c ]
chi_max checks.
Bubbles1911 bets [100].
elliott_37 folds.
>You have options at Table 13887 Table!.
>You have options at Table 14976 Table!.
>You have options at Table 13887 Table!.
seawhore calls [100].
pocktsox folds.
chi_max folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8d ]
>You have options at Table 14976 Table!.
Bubbles1911 bets [225].
>You have options at Table 13995 Table!.
seawhore calls [225].
** Dealing River ** [ Js ]
Bubbles1911 is all-In [420]
seawhore is all-In [120]
Bubbles1911 shows [ 5h, 2c ] two pairs, fives and twos.
seawhore shows [ Td, Qc ] a straight, eight to queen.
Bubbles1911 wins 300 chips from side pot #1 with two pairs, fives and twos.
seawhore wins 1040 chips from the main pot with a straight, eight to queen.

I almost never chat to people especially bad ones but i couldn't help myself this time and asked him if he was retarded. His reply made me spit water everywhere:

Bubbles1911: are you retarded
seawhore: read you like a book moron

nh sir, nh