[Zeno]

What a cosmic coincidence. Yesterday, I received a solicition letter from the AARP. It took me about a full minute to figure out what the acronym stood for. I ripped the letter in half and tossed it into the waste basket, like I do with most of my mail. I follow my father's advice, he always says - "File that in the Waste Basket". I become 50 this August so the AARP wants to jump my bones early.

At 50 a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass. - Mark Twain

Always keep that in mind, Andy; your at the magic year - use it well.

The 50 year shadow is biting at my heels. But I pay it no mind.

Zeno

P.S. I should be getting my ACLU membership (renewal) card in the mail soon. I may show up at one of the local meetings with my handgun slung low on the old hip. I'm an optimist you know? [img]/forums/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]