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Old 11-11-2004, 08:39 PM
Bill Murphy Bill Murphy is offline
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Default Re: Golfing Disaster

Guy I knew was playing an airport course. Got a hotdog from the shack on the 10th tee. 12th fairway he's sweating & shivering. Looks wildly around for a porto-potty but no hope of pulling off a dry 400yd dash. In a panic he leaps over a mound into some brush, just in time.

Pulls his pants up and looks up; line of cars on the airport offramp.... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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