here\'s one for gabe.
"He has sunglasses, but no baseball hat."
i liked this part. lmao.
here i got one for you from a few weeks ago when a lot of ladies from out of town were visiting for the ladies tournament. this one angry woman is complaining loudly the whole time about oceanside and california and how crappy it is and how we all play bad and she's stuck and so on. she's from ohio.
i have AKo in the sb. two players limp including lady from above, and i raise, they call. the flop is like T high w/ a flush draw and one card straight draw. i bet guy calls and she raises, i 3 bet because ive seen her push flush and straight draws too much on the flop before, plus she plays a lot of suited trash. plus i want so badly to beat her. so i raise, back to them and they call.
the turn is a J i decide to bet again anyway and they call.
the river is a Q. i bet and only she calls.
when i slowly turn my hand over i say "welcome to california!" the whole table erupts with laughter and the lady goes ballistic (she flopped two pair).
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