[zipppy]

It took awhile to discover SFB's real purpose behind this post, but I've come to realize his most "OT" posts are actually hands from STTs he's embarassed to ask about, so he posts the hands in a *VERY* cryptic way. No need to cry for help anymore, SFB. Allow me to decipher your "trip to the market"...

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Early AM trip to the market for emergency coffee;

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Still in the early levels and I get dealt AKs

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Only other people in the place are a "TT" couple in line in front of me...

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Villian in the hand is very laggy, and I'm on the button.

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Their purchase consists of:
1.) 12-pack of BudLight
2.) 1/2 gal. of Early Times Bourbon
3.) 1500 ml of cheap Pinot Grigio
4.) 1500 ml of cheap Chardonay


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Stack Sizes (seat 2 is button/hero):

1) ~2400 chips, most likely from two gutshots rivered
2) ~3000 chips, hero
3) ~1500 chips, weak and generally tight
4) ~1100 chips, tight but loves to bluff


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Being an alcoholic I would usually drink anything other than solids or gasses, but even I wouldn't touch this dreck that these people are buying at 6:00AM


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I like to play aggressive myself, but this early in the tourney I've been avoiding getting involved in too many pots with this player

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....Their response to my offer to pay for their purchase if I can join the party = [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]"GFY" [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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After they limp I raise to 5xBB. Villian responds by reraising up to 10xBB. What's my play?

<font color="blue"> I would push. Let Mr. "budlight" know that "Early Times Bourbon" means business.

&gt;&gt;&gt;ZIPPPY </font>