[Blarg]

When I was like 2, my mom told me I used to be crazy for hard boiled eggs. Which always struck me as strange, because I haven't been crazy about them since. She also said I was speaking in complete sentences before I was a year old. They tried to get me to skip a grade or even two when I was in grade school a few times, and to sign me up for college when I was in high school, but each time my parents wanted none of it.