Here is one I thought was funny.

So I am playing in an unlimited rebuy tourney with a bunch of fun lovin' older people. If you have ever played in an unlimited rebuy tourny, then you know it is some crazy action until the break.

Here is the deal: "Old Funny Man" goes all-in preflop, then "Old Lady" calls him. "Old Funny Man" flips over pocket nines and "Old Lady" flips up pocket kings. Long story short, there is a nine on the river for winning trip 9's. When the pot is pushed to Old Funny Man, he looks at Old Lady and says "The next time you call me, at least have a hand".

Table goes bezerk laughing.