[dogmeat]

I am very composed and rarely show any emotion (which pisses off my wife no end), however, I did come in 15th in a Cruise tourny that paid 12 places when I got all in with trips and got beat by a guy with a pair of 6's that went runner, runner into a straight. When that happened I grabbed our very fluffy cat that was nuzzling my leg and threw it across the room with such force that the static electricity from its fur caused it to explode into flames against the curtains. The curtains burned to a crisp, the ceiling was soon engulfed with fire and my roof burned from the heat. It took all the cool, hard cash I had hiding in the closet (from my poker winnings) to put out the flames. For you cat lovers, it survived, but refuses to enter my office anymore.

Dogmeat [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (next episode I will tell you how I got my name!)