My poker-playing friend J was coming into town, and he called to let me know. We also used to play putt-putt for dollars, so I was looking forward to a weekend of gambling. I said "okay, let's hit Putt-Putt and Sandia Casino after so I can take your money." He said "no, I don't gamble any more." I said "what, did you turn into a f#@$ing mormon?"

"Yes."

*sniff...sniff...trying to hold back the laughter* "Okay. We'll go to the movies I guess."

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