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As I said in the other tax thread you started, you can always move to Brazil and live with one of the tribes in the rain forest. No taxes and lots of topless women. Taxes are just another form of rake and that's the only way to escape it.

Or maybe Ray Zee would let you live in the woods out back. You could do chores for the privilege of hunting and gathering your own food and using some of his trees to build a hut. Since he won't pay you any cash you won't actually owe taxes and will fall off the grid. And you can play him headsup no limit for acorns.