Re: Supposedly NOT a weird April Fool\'s joke from UB
Ways this promotion could have been better:
1) Losers get kidnapped from their house and flown to Portland.
2) Losers have to star in UB commercials.
3) Losers have to have dinner with Phil and Annie.
You hear that players? Better put lots of hours in at UB, or you'll be having dinner with Phil.
On that note "Dinner with Phil"
Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Phil: I'll have the surf and turf! Phil Helmuth only eats top ten premium dinners!
You: I'll have the chicken alfredo
Phil: Caaaw Caaaw! I'm a mighty eagle, how dare you eat such trash around me, I have ninety-five WSOP bracelets! Caaaw!
Waiter: Very good sir.
<The meals come>
Waiter: How are the meals guys?
You: This is great chicken.
Phil: No it's not. I can't believe you ordered that trash peflop! Caaaw!
Yeah, that was mildly amusing at best, but I'm still eating breakfast.
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