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Love Actually was pretty awesome.

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When I went to see this, I was sitting near the front to one side, on an end seat, pretty much on view to the whole cinema. In trying to get a stuck cup out of the cupholder on the seat, I stuck my finger through the bottom of the cup, and the pint of coke then proceeded to slowly dribble all over the floor (it was in a quiet bit, so the whole cinema could hear the running water sound), and then a trail of liquid ran downwards towards the screen frontage from my seat, in plain sight of everyone. The cup remained stuck and immovable.

There's nothing like having a cinema full of people thinking you've just pissed yourself in front of them.