Re: What do married couples talk about?
Me: Honey, I'm home what's for dinner?
Wife: Whatever you decide to make.
Me: Uh, okay. What did you and kids do today?
Wife: Those little hellions didn't listen to a word I said. All they want to do is watch TV. You deal with them tonight. I've had enough.
Me: Uh, that sounds fine. Wow, you are really looking great today. How about we watch a movie after I get the kids settled down?
Wife: Just settle down and get your dinner. I'm not in mood for anything tonight.
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