Ok so I'm watching Matrix Reloaded opening day, right? And toward the end where Neo meets the Matrix guy with the white hair and beard, everyone is watching intently and my buddy goes:

"Holy [censored], it's the KFC guy!"

At this point it clicks in my brain that this is the most hillarious thing I've heard on the spot in a long time and I cannot keep my laughter to myself. I was the only one making a sound in the theater.