That's one hilarious river. I'm guessing no one had two diamonds or AQ.

The problem with betting this flop is that there are twice as many people between Mr. LAGgy preflop raiser and you as there are between you and the preflop raiser. As you saw, faced with two bets and a monotone flop, they just wanted to get the hell out. If you let MP2 lead, maybe they hang in. At least Cally McPassive in UTG+1 didn't fold.

Other than that, nh.