Skip, I would be more on your side if this were...say.......The Woman's World online forums.

But look around you man! This is not the redbook forums. We do not want anybody spreading the gospel.


Do you think the Moors enjoyed it when the Christians came around with their crosses and their books and their rosaries?

Hell no!

You know why? Because it got in the way of their virgin banging.

Banging virgins is a ritual that goes back to man's early days. It is what we are. It defines us.

Don't deny your heritage. Don't deny yourself.

And most importantly....don't deny the virgins.