Re: Returning to the USA for Xmas...Advice for Americans...
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Is the problem my tone? Okay. I take it all back. Let me rephrase:
Hi Americans! How are you today? You have a lovely country! I heart Mickey Mouse!
Hey, is that a box of donuts you are eating by yourself? Wow! Those look yummy! Hey, how much do you weight? Only, 350lbs? Wow, you really dont show it!
Say, have you ever heard of chinesse rice soup? You can eat it for breakfast. You can flavor it with fresh bamboo, ginger, chilli pepper and anything else you like. And hey, why not try drinking water instead of Coke, atleast early in the morning!
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This would've been way more funny.
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