I trust you are getting your cheap entertaiment. If not, you too can:
ACLU website.
I have frequently had to give you poker lessons and how they apply in real life. So here is another:
Right now democracy, religious freedoms, and secular thinking has a big lead in the poker game of American politics. However, giving free cards can be very dangerous. A small blocking bet by giving to the ACLU can help prevent a catastrophic card coming off, and America ending up in the trash heap of a Christian (or other) theocracy. Do you understand poker? If so, make the blocking bet.