Dear Morons,

Please keep calling my all-in on the KJ3 flop when I have AK and you have Q9.

Please, please keep calling my all-in on the QJ84 turn when I have AQ and you have AK.

And for the love of God, please keep calling my all-in on the JJ2 flop when I have QQ and you have 33.

Yours truly,
Every twoplustwoer.

P.S. STOP HITTING YOUR GODDAMN [censored] TWO TO SEVEN OUTS YOU [censored] MORON PIECES OF [censored]!