[The once and future king]

I dont get to hear many canadian witicisms, so I thought it was fairly original (but also fairly obvious.)

I should have narrowed it down to american men. American women will shag anything in an english accent even if there teeth are as fecked as mine so I will forgive them their residency of yank land even if talking to them in the morning is perhaps one of the most irritating experiences an englishman could endure.