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Old 03-10-2005, 05:01 PM
parttimepro parttimepro is offline
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Default Re: Chimpansees and stock brokers

Chimps are actually only the third-best primates at investing. Gorillas are pretty good, but if you really want to get rich, you need to find a baboon. The bigger and redder the butt, the better the trader. Unfortunately, most baboon-led funds have pretty high expenses, and a lot of them charge front loads. If you just want to match the market, FideliChimp has some index funds with low fees.

Stay away from gibbons, though. You'd be surprised how far they can throw their feces.
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