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Are you having an existential crisis?

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Exi-what?

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Do you feel lonely?

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Only when I'm around.

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Are you uncertain about your place in the world?

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I'm very sure that I'm in Chicago right now.

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Do you have trouble accepting the fact that you're a leech on society?

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I love being a leech on society. It was my childhood dream.

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Do you have limited social skills?

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STFU retard, you don't know me.

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Do you need a hobby?

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No, I already masturbate 5 times a day.

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Are you worth hundreds of thousands of dollars?

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That's none of your goddamn business.