[andyfox]

Two players remaining in the pot. Board is 8-8-8-K-T. First player checks. Second player bets. First player check-raises. Second player calls.

First player shows A-8, quads. Second player shakes his head and mucks. First player tells the dealer, "I want to see his hand."

I'm normally a mild-mannered milquetoast, but had I been the second player, he would only have been able to see my cards if he could look up his own ass.