Re: The only time I played with Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is sad when people fight with words rather than roundhouse kicks.
In 1978, Chuck Norris went on a holiday to Paris. He watched a mime performing on the street. Unimpressed, he decapitated the mime with a roundhouse kick to the head. That is why Chuck Norris has been banned from France since 1978. In retaliation, he refuses to drink Stella Artois.
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