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On a sidenote u can play her in online game of Yahoo checkers while u talk.

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Fellas, when I write screenplays, I go for accuracy. Accuracy, gentlemen. Do you see? I did my research!

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She could be some sick chick, like that mastermind dude in Saw...except instead coming up w/ a complicated trap of lying on the floor pretending to be dead and getting off on some sort of [censored]-erotic sobing, she lures potential prey at the local coffeeshop, under the assumed occupation of "premed" student (this is foreshadowing, so pay attention)...so anyway, u talk to her, thought u pulled some sweet moves and are like" "SHAZAM! I got her screenname, I'll be eating her labia within a week" only except shes a crazy games ethusiast, pretend "premed" student (foreshadowing...u like that?), but only her O cycle stopped in an "incident" when she was a teenager, so she has needed to devise some sick ass ways to get off. (this is where u come in)

So u pull some strings, think u are hot [censored], but your're not, because shes a pyscho. A crazy bitch psycho. So u sign on, talk, and she says "want to play some checkers?"...wanting her labia u say, "sure, whatever." You are playing and all of a sudden, she turns up the cyber porn talk...you go, "wtf...whatever shes hot" (she is, but remember, shes a crazy psycho bitch)...anyway, you win...you actually try and toss the match but u take it down anyway. Then she says 2-3? You're like u want to play...she goes full style cyber on u, telling u u can eat her vagina if u win this next match. You're like "[censored] yeah, sure." You play, u want to win this time, but shes turning up the [censored] heat on u, like shes some goddamn checkers freak master (but shes really a crazy psycho bitch)...u lose. Shes like "You must not want me" you are like "yeah I do" shes like "prove it" you are like "Hell yeah"

So u play. In the middle of the match, she tells u if u lose this match, she will kill u and [censored] your dead body. You are like "W T F" She's like, "look out your window." You do. Your neighbors heads are piked right on your white picket fence. You are like "you are insane!* I dont want to [censored] u anymore" *(but shes really a crazy psycho bitch)

She says "win or die and get your dead body [censored]"
You say: "no"
She says "Do it"
You start to move for the door. She says "Im right up stairs"
You turn from the computer screen and there she is with a big ass machete at the top of your stairs.

MORAL: theres a no win situation with a girl who only gives out her AIM name. While posing as a premed student. She probably a crazy psycho bitch.