Fell off my bike while mtn biking at 16. Shattered my left wrist. The Xrays rock. I have a plate and 3 screws in it, and a scar the looks like I decided to go down the road, not across the street. Its a good conversation starter. This one time, I took a razor blade...

I was with out with buddies of mine, and we were [censored] up beyond all recognition. One of my friends decided it would be really cool to put his foor through a nearby plate glass window.

He succeeded. And when he pulled his leg back out through said broken window, he flayed his calf wide open. An 8" piece of calf was just hanging off his leg, flappin there whenever he took a step. That's got to be the grossest/coolest thing I've ever seen, when it comes to injuries. It sorta looked like pork.

We got him to a hospital and he got all stitched up. The scar is amazing.