[Mangatang]

E. T. - This girl whose eyes bugged out and were far apart

The Great Schism - This really boring and annoying guy that talked too much. When ever he would walk up to our group, we'd give the code word "Schism", and we'd all split up in different directions, so he could only attach him self to one of us.

Cobby - This was the nick name we gave to one of our teachers. She was so old, that she had to have cob webs between her legs.

Booger - A friend in college who looked just like Booger from "Revenge of the Nerds". We used the name Booger so much, that everyone forgot his real name. One time we happened to meet his girlfriend's parents somewhere. They were talking about how there daughter was dating a guy from our school. Then they said he was in our fraternity. We asked his name, and they told us, but we had no clue who they were talking about. At first we thought they were mistaken. Then one of use blurted out, "Oh! You mean Booger!" All the sudden, her parents got very quiet.

Ketchup Man - There was this guy in high school who always ate by himself in the cafeteria. He put ketchup on everything he ate. We watched him on hamburger day one time. He took the top and bottom bun, and coated the inside with ketchup. Then he coated both sides of the meat with ketchup. He put them back together, then with each bite, he dipped the whole thing in a side bowl filled with ketchup! When the vice principal of the school happened to be walking through the cafeteria, he stopped her and informed her that they had run out of ketchup, as if she was one of the cafeteria worker.