[belloc]

Nice report, Zach. I've heard the story slightly differently: The tilty guy is back at Commerce after having served something like a 6-month ban for throwing cards at a dealer. This time, his AA gets sucked out on, and he's so beside himself that he tears up the cards, puts them in his mouth, chews them up, and swallows them, all while the players, dealer, and brush stand there and watch.

I'm sure it gets embellished, though. Next time I hear it, I'm sure he'll stand up, pull down his pants, and poop the digested aces back into the muck pile, and say, "your flush is good".