Re: Poker haiku
Some more, from RGP, courtesy of Google:
slamster:
the Way of Poker
is simply to play the game
not to win or lose
the cards do not care
What happens: flop, turn, river
push the chips. next hand
gmr:
ace and king of spades
fantastic, I flopped two pair!
oh no! running flush!
Eleaticus:
me pocket-rockets
and small blind 5-2 offsuit
the poker gods chuckle
Saint Cad:
aces in the hand
sitting at a tight table
only buys the blinds
DP75089:
my kings are beaten
it cannot be my playing
on-line poker cheats
Perry Friedman:
Omaha hi/lo
Unfuckingbelievable
I'm rivered again
Doctor K:
Pocket Aces. Cracked.
He flopped a straight with deuce-five.
Nice hand, sir. Well played.
Terrence Chan:
Discipline like monk
Skillful with game selection
Adequate bankroll
Dan Kimberg:
It takes more to play
poker than I can express
in twenty-five words
Karlon West:
The fish want to call
The fish do not want to fold
Make them call, get rich
Mr. Bob:
a haiku on poker
more precise term is needed
i suggest poku
anonymous:
money you don't lose
matters more in the long run
than money you win
good holdem players
must remain aggressive. oops,
ran into aces
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