The child is mine.

Cruises first two kids were adopted. Kate told me his schlong is inverted. It's concave. She said its big though, like 9 inches, but useless. He basically has a 9 inch vagina. He likes it when she straps on and F***s him from the front.

But yeah, she said he can't penetrate anything except with fingers, and those don't shoot. The kid is mine.