Swingers club's are one of those things that seem conceptually great, but in practice bad. I'm pretty open minded and flexible, but there's no way I'd be able to detangle the lifetime of associating sex=love such that I wouldn't end up emotionally screwed up.

And then the fact even if I could I'm hitting old and wrinkled and lord knows I don't have any desire to hit the old and wrinkled that'd be willing to hit me.