Re: Trying to figure out party satellites (rant)
Dear MicroBob,
Thank you for your recent inquiry to our Party Poker headquarters in Calcutta regarding satellites to our exicting CPC.
The CPC, (Caribbean/Canadian Poker Classic), will be held November 10th (possibly) throught December 14 (maybe) in the lovely St. Martin/Calgary area. Be sure to bring your swimsuit/skiis and take advantage of all that the lovely Southern Carribean/Northern Rockies area has to offer.
Our simple and easy to understand sng satellites are offered 24 hours a day. Instead of poker, the winner of the satellite will be the person who knows what they are actually playing for. So sign up today, and we will see you in in St.Martin/Calgary! in late November or possibly December!"
Party Poker
Calcutta, India. (located next to the Dell service headquarters).
My sides hurt from laughing so much. Without doubt the best/funniest post I've read.
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