Re: Funniest Line You Ever SAID at a Poker Table
I'm a young guy, and I have one of those young-guy intentionally-messy haircuts. I had been getting into it with an older guy again and again, nothing personal, but I was beating him in a lot of pots.
After winning another pot against him, he said, "Hey kid, are you having a bad hair day?"
I looked at his extremely receding hairline and said, "I don't know. Are you having a no-hair day?"
A few people at the table winced and he STFU.
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