[stigmata]

I was at a halloween party in SF, and there was the spitting image of jesus, well, dressed as jesus -- just a cloth around his waist and a crown of thorns. He was pinned up on a cross in the middle of the dancefloor, slowly rocking to the music. Someone walked in dressed as the Devil and started shouting at him. A few mild but well-put retorts shut the devil up.

Later that night, outside on the road, Jesus walked past, draggin his cross over his shoulder.

"Hey jesus" I shouted "can you get us a taxi?"
Jesus: "In this city, that's one miracle even I can't peform".