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Old 12-04-2005, 09:49 PM
CallMeIshmael CallMeIshmael is offline
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Default istewart, mcdonalds, and some philanthropy

istewart (8:45:27 PM): i'm eating my nuggets
istewart (8:45:39 PM): homeless f*ck comes up says he's going into the art industry
istewart (8:45:50 PM): proceeds to put my bag off the chair and use it as a f*ucking canvas
istewart (8:46:02 PM): with 2 crayons and a pencil
istewart (8:46:12 PM): goes at it like for 10 minutes
istewart (8:46:25 PM): then he's like do you like it? you can have it for $5
istewart (8:46:30 PM): and i'm like omfg you motherf*cker
istewart (8:46:34 PM): so I give him $5
istewart (8:46:46 PM): take the portrait and laugh
istewart (8:46:51 PM): he's not the black van gogh, imo
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