[sirpupnyc]

What kind of stupid-ass move would this be? Show your damn cards and get on with the next hand! Everybody plays a junky hand and still wins now and then; anybody who'll think less of you for it will probably find some other reason, like your trying to muck half your hand. Be a proud member of the Any-Ace Brigade, show your cards and stack your ill-gotten chips. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

And I'm pretty sure someone has quoted Robert's Rules here in the past as saying that you have to have two cards to have a hand. One card on the floor, one card in the muck, one card in your drink, whatever, you don't have a hand and have no claim to the pot.