Ray Zee Robot
I especially like Ray Zee's pithy posts. You can tell he has already played every game and situation at every limit. Unfortunately Ray is usually off fishing and doesn't post enough. So I'm writing a Ray Zee robot to make more posts. Eventually it will even play poker like him. The robot will pick randomly from the following answers. Feel free to add your own.
1. Fold.
2. Either you are a slight favorite or a big dog. Fold.
3. Fold. Good luck.
4. I've told you three times already, fold.
5. You should have folded on the previous round. Fold.
6. What do you mean raise?! What could he possibly call with that you could beat? Check and fold.
7. You should never even have played this hand. Fold.
8. You should never even have sat in this game. I mean that in a nice way. Besides, it's too smoky there. Fold.
9. What are you going to do on the next round when raised? Fold.
10. You are drawing dead for half the pot. Fold.
11. Maybe in microlimit online games. But in my games, fold.
12. I'm going fishing. By the way, fold.
13. I'm back from vacation and you still haven't played a hand. This is the best hand you have ever posted, and at some point you have to take a stand to prevent them from running all over you. RAISE! You want to win the pot now.
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