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I'm a poker player. I own apartments. I wouldn't rent to a poker player.

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I'm glad my landlord isn't like you. As long as I let him sweat me in games (which I don't really care for) he'll never complain. Also he likes cash.

To the OP, what I did when I was younger was showed my bankbook and said I had a trust fund. It was far from true, but very believable, and I got a beautiful place in Tahoe with no job history. Landlords love trust fund babies.