[Rushmore]

Actually, any dietician will tell you that eating a Double Whopper and large fries is a literally moronic thing to do. It tastes great, sure. This is because they have infused the food with the things that a body craves: FAT AND SALT.

Just because your body craves it, doesn't mean it should be consumed in the amounts suggested by these companies as acceptable.

Some of the worst offenders are these TGI McGillicuddy places that have a bacon double cheeseburger on the menu. They contain literally three times the amount of fat and salt recommended for YOUR ENTIRE DAY.

Although I can appreciate your point, I think it's a little off here.

Next you'll be telling us that those Seven Dwarves weren't lying to Congress.

It's all the same.