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Old 08-19-2005, 09:00 AM
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A bizarre series of murders, rapes, mutilations, online identity thefts, and unspeakable acts of omission have been cropping up all over the country. The FBI is calling them Logic Crimes and has tracked their source to a cult like group calling themselves the Sklansky Youth. They seem to have gotten their inspiration from the writings of a little known poker author in the arcane realm of online message boards, specifically one called 2+2 - evidently some kind of code similiar to 666. The ultimate morality of the Sklansky Youth is expressed in their credo, "We Be Logically Correct". When captured and questioned, one Sklansky Youth with a Charles Manson look in his eyes explained, "Once David convinced us we were morally equivalent to Adolph Hitler we figured, Hey! Why not have some fun with it."

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